Wednesday, 19 March 2008

Talk or drive....

Conversation between a couple (husband and wife)
Husband is a great stage performer, and the wife is a housewife.

Wife dials a number 98510-99999

The mobile starts ringing…

Husband:hello dear,
Wife: hello hajur, programme kasto bhayo?
Husband:It went great. Aaja tarkari k banayeu??
Wife: aalu-govi, golbheda ko achar ra daal,
Husband: Kids k gardai chhan ni??
Wife: Video game kheldai chhan. Ani ma hajur lai kurera baseki…!!!
Husband: Aaja stage performs garda timilai sarai miss gare.
I love you my sweetheart.
Suddenly wife hears a sound of broken glass. Husband keeps silence. Wife keeps asking, “K bhayo hajur, yey hajur”…??
Husband never answers, in a while she hears an ambulance siren, “dhutu-dhutu”….. !! And one of the officer answers the phone.

Officer: hello madam,
Wife: hello who is there, and where is my husband?
Officer: (keeps silence and thinks what to say.)
Wife: why are you not answering me? What is wrong?
Officer: (officer collects some guts and answers the lady) sorry madam, he is no more.

Wife goes quite; a word doesn’t come out of her mouth. Her eyes turn full of tears and goes up to her lips.


(A telephone conversation and driving doesn’t go together, choose one of them at a time.)

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